Proof that Lily is real woman
Jen bought Lily some new jeans last week. Today I was working when I heard Lily behind me, grunting and snarling that she "can't get these stupid jeans on!" I turned and watched her struggle to get her chubby little legs into the needle-thin legs of the jeans, straining and grimacing with every move.
"Why don't you just wear some jeans that fit?" I finally ventured.
Immediately her countenance changed to a happy smile and she said, "No, Daddy. I love these jeans. They fit."
"Fit" is a relative term with girls, I guess....
3 comments:
Ha ha ha! That is funny and scary all at the same time.
Haha. I went shopping once with two women (law school friends) who made me try on some seven brand jeans. It took me 10 minutes to get them on, and when I came out, they squealed with delight and said I had to buy them. When I said, "These things took ten minutes to get on," one of them responded enthusiastically, "It takes me 30 minutes every morning to get mine on!" I opted against buying the jeans...
"Fit" is absolutely a relative term! Lily's one smart gal :)
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